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Making comparisons
In Heaven:
- The cooks are French,
- The policemen are English,
- The mechanics are German,
- The lovers are Italian,
- The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
- The cooks are English,
- The policemen are German,
- The mechanics are French,
- The lovers are Swiss,
- The bankers are Italian.
In Computer Heaven:
- The management is from Intel,
- The design and construction is done by Apple,
- The marketing is done by Microsoft,
- IBM provides the support,
- Gateway determines the pricing.
In Computer Hell:
- The management is from Apple,
- Microsoft does design and construction,
- IBM handles the marketing,
- The support is from Gateway,
- Intel sets the price.
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