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The Traits of a "No Frills" Airline!

Traits of a No Frills Airline

With airlines strapped for cash, you might end up seeing a couple of changes the next time you decide to fly.

Below, you'll learn the traits of a "no frills" airline! These days you can fly cheaply, but let's hope airlines don't go this far! Thanks, and enjoy the jokes! -- Alex :)


13. They don't sell tickets, they sell chances.

12. All the insurance machines in the terminal are sold out.

Traits of a No Frills Airline
11. Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.

10. If you kiss the wing for luck before boarding, it kisses you back.

9. You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.

Traits of a No Frills Airline
8. Before you take off, the stewardess tells you to fasten your Velcro.

7. The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for gas.

6. When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.

Traits of a No Frills Airline
5. The Captain yells at the ground crew to get the cows off the runway.

4. You ask the Captain how often their planes crash and he says, "Just once!"

3. No movie. Don't need one. Your life keeps flashing before your eyes!

Traits of a No Frills Airline
2. You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane!

and last but not least...

1. All the planes have both a bathroom and a chapel.


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