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Signs That You're Too Drunk!

Signs That You're Too Drunk

Below, you'll find useful tips for telling if you're too drunk at a party! Thanks, and enjoy! -- Alex :-)

Signs That You're Too Drunk ...

Signs That You're Too Drunk
24. You lose arguments with objects.

23. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

22. Your Job is interfering with your drinking.

21. Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

Signs That You're Too Drunk
20. Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.

19. You sincerely believe alcohol to be the 5th food group.

18. 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? - I think not!

17. Two hands and just one mouth... - now that's a drinking problem!

Signs That You're Too Drunk
16. You can focus better with one eye closed.

15. The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.

14. Senators Kennedy and Packwood shake their heads when they walk past you.

13. You fall off the floor...

Signs That You're Too Drunk
12. Hey, five beers has just as many calories as a burger, forget dinner!

11. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you

10. At AA meetings you begin: "Hi, my name is... uh..."

9.Your idea of cutting back is less salt.

Signs That You're Too Drunk
8.The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in...

7.You think Three Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, and Alcohol.

6.Roseanne looks good.

5.Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.

4.That pink elephant followed you home again.

Signs That You're Too Drunk
3.You're as jober as a sudge.

2.You wake up screaming "TORO TORO TORO!" in the middle of the night.

and last but not least...

1.Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops!


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