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Worst Things to Say on a First Date!


What NOT to Say on a First Date




While no one knows the "perfect" things to say on a first date, here are some suggestions on what to avoid mentioning.

Saying things like these are a surefire way to cause problems right from the start. Thanks, and have a great week! -- Alex :-)

What NOT to Say on a First Date ...

by Liam McEneaney

8. I used to have a real bad bedwetting problem ... but the last couple of weeks I've gotten it under control.

What NOT to Say on a First Date
7. I know we just met and this might seem a little sudden ... but could I borrow two thousand dollars?

6. Go ahead and Super Size - I found spare change in the sofa today.

What NOT to Say on a First Date
5. Something tells me that you're very special ... but with medication I can usually ignore it.

4. I don't see my ex-girlfriend that much ... thanks to the U.S. Department of Justice.

What NOT to Say on a First Date
3. Do you want to play doctor? That'll be five hundred dollars.

2. Wait till my wife hears about this!

What NOT to Say on a First Date
and last but not least...

1. I had a good time tonight. I'd love to see you again in six to eight months with good behavior!



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