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$igns You're REALLY Broke!

Signs You're Really Broke

With the stock market and the economy still a bit shaky, these "signs you're really broke" might just prove useful!

Thanks, and enjoy the jokes! -- Alex :-)

$igns You're Really Broke...

Signs You're Really Broke
American Express calls and says: "Leave home without it!"

Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant.

You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

Signs You're Really Broke
You've rolled so many pennies, you've formed a psychic bond with Abe Lincoln.

Long distance companies don't call you to switch anymore.

You look at your roommate and see a large fried chicken in tennis shoes.

You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

Signs You're Really Broke
You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

Your bologna has no first name.

You give blood every day ... just for the orange juice.

Sally Struther's sends you food.

McDonald's supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

Signs You're Really Broke
At communion you go back for seconds.

and last but not least...

You rob Peter...and then rob Paul.


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