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Happy New Year!

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'Twas the Month After Christmas...


Twas the Month After Christmas




Christmas and the Holidays are, for most of us, a time to laugh, a time to relax, and yes, far too often, a time to eat way more than we should! Here's what happens the month after... Thank you, and enjoy! -- Alex :-)

Twas the Month After Christmas
Twas the month after Christmas,
and all through the house
Nothing would fit me,
not even a blouse.

The cookies I'd nibbled,
Twas the Month After Christmas
the eggnog I'd taste
At the holiday parties,
had gone to my waist.

When I got on the scales
there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store
Twas the Month After Christmas
(less a walk than a lumber).

I'd remember the marvelous
meals I'd prepared;
The gravies and sauces
and beef nicely rared,

The wine and the rum balls,
Twas the Month After Christmas
the bread and the cheese
And the way I'd never said,
"No thank you, please."

As I dressed myself in
my husband's old shirt
And prepared once again
Twas the Month After Christmas
to do battle with dirt...

I said to myself,
as I only can
"You can't spend a winter
disguised as a man!"

So, away with the last
Twas the Month After Christmas
of the sour cream dip,
Get rid of the fruit cake,
every cracker and chip

Every last bit of food
that I like must be banished
"Till all the additional
Twas the Month After Christmas
ounces have vanished."

I won't have a cookie
not even a lick.
I'll want only to chew
on a long celery stick.

I won't have hot biscuits,
Twas the Month After Christmas
or corn bread, or pie,
I'll munch on a carrot
and quietly cry.

I'm hungry, I'm lonesome,
and life is a bore!
But isn't that
Twas the Month After Christmas
what January is for?

Unable to giggle,
no longer a riot.
Happy New Year to all
and to all a good diet!



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