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Diet Tips for the Holidays...
During the Holiday season, we all tend to need a few dieting tips! Enjoy! :-)
10. If you eat dozens of chocolates quickly, the constant motion might help burn a few calories!
9. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories
8. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards
7. If you eat standing up, it doesn't count!
6. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel.
This includes: Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
5. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count as having calories!
4. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage cause calorie leakage!
3. Food used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes: any chocolate used for energy, brandy, cheesecake, and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream!
2. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
and last but not least...
1. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out!
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