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Things to Say About Bad Gifts!

Things to Say About Bad Gifts!

With the Holidays here and Christmas on its way, here's are tips for you to enjoy! :-)

If you Don't Like a Gift, Just Say...

Gifts You Don't Like
10. Gosh, I hope this never catches fire!

9. Boy, if I had not recently shot up four sizes, that would've fit.

Gifts You Don't Like
8. It would be a shame if the garbage man ever accidentally took this from me.

7. Perfect for wearing in the basement.

6. Well, well, well...

Gifts You Don't Like
5. I really don't deserve this.

4. I Love it, but I fear the jealousy it will inspire.

3. If the dog buries it, I'll be furious!

Gifts You Don't Like
2. Sadly, tomorrow, I enter the federal witness protection program.

1. To think I got this the year I vowed to give all my gifts to charity.

Merry Christmas!


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