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Happily Addicted to the Web...

Addicted to the Web

With the Holidays here and Christmas fast approaching, here's a tune for you to enjoy!

Addicted to the Web...

to the tune of "Winter Wonderland" . . .

Addicted to the Web
Doorbell rings, I'm not list'nin',
From my mouth, drool is glist'nin',
I'm happy although
My boss let me go
Happily addicted to the Web!

Addicted to the Web
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There's beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!

Addicted to the Web
Friends come by they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man! Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"

With a listless shrug, I mutter,
"No, man I just discovered

Addicted to the Web
I don't phone, don't send faxes,
Don't go out, don't pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I'm happily addicted to the Web!

Merry Christmas!


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