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Yo Mama is So...

Yo Mama Jokes

By special request, we decided to include a fun page of yo mama jokes! Enjoy! :-)

Yo Mama is so Fat...

  • Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!

  • Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!

  • Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

  • Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

  • Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!

  • Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

    Yo Mama is so...

  • I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving!"

  • Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.

    Yo Mama is so Stupid...

  • Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl!

  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!

  • Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

  • Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.

  • Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

  • Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    and last but not least...

  • Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!


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