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Yo Mama is So...
By special request, we decided to include a fun page of yo mama jokes! Enjoy! :-)
Yo Mama is so Fat...
Yo mama so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama so fat she wakes up in sections!
Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people think she's backing up!
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"
Yo Mama is so...
I saw your mama kicking a can down the street. I asked her what she was doing, and she said "Moving!"
Yo mama teeth are so rotten, when she smiles they look like dice.
Yo Mama is so Stupid...
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl!
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
and last but not least...
Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car!
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