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A Letter to Management...

Letter to Management

Be sure to read through to the bottom...

1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without

Writing a Letter 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never

4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended

Typing a Letter 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

Reading a Letter 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be

10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be

11 dispensed. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

Typing a Letter 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

13 executed as soon as possible.


Bob was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd-numbered lines to hear my true thoughts about that idiot!


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