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You Are Addicted to Coffee if ...

Addicted to Coffee

Coffee Pitcher 17. You can jump start your car without cables.

16. You answer the door before people knock.

15. You get a speeding ticket even when you are parked.

Drinking Coffee 14. You've worn out your third pair of shoes this week.

13. Your eyes stay open even when you sneeze.

12. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.

Hot Coffee 11. You can type sixty words per minute -- with your feet.

10. You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Coffee Maker 9. You sleep with your eyes open.

8. You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

7. Instant coffee takes too long to make.

Excited about Coffee 6. You channel surf faster without the remote.

5. You don't sweat... you percolate.

4. You've built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.

Coffee to Go 3. You short out motion detectors.

2. You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

and last but not least...

1. The only time you are standing still is during an earthquake!


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