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Colorado Jokes

Colorado Jokes

Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

Dumb Colorado Laws

  • Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday.
  • It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol.
  • No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed)
  • It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.
  • Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

    Colorado Springs

  • It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays.

    Crippe Creek

  • It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.


  • The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
  • It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.
  • It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.
  • You may not drive a black car on Sundays.


  • It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex.

    Logan County

  • It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.


  • It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.


  • Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.


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