Cello jokes

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Cello jokes

Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?
A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
A: So you don't have to retrain the cellists.

Q: How do you get a cellist to play fortissimo?
A: Write 'pp, espressivo'.

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