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Definition: A manager is a person who thinks that nine women can produce a child in one month.


Robots: Our Steel Collar Workers.


Q: What's the difference between Xerox and the Titanic?

A: The Titanic had a band.


Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

A: A dependent Claus.


Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?

A: A superior being.


Q: What is the difference between big foot and a socially responsible banker?

A: Big foot has been sighted.


Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?

A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."


Q: How do you confuse a bank teller?

A: Give him a bag of M&M's and tell him to alphabetize them.


Q: Why is a BMW a banker's favorite car?

A: Because he can't spell Porsche.


Anti-trust laws should be approached with exactly that attitude


If bankers can count, how come the average bank has 10 windows and only four tellers?

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