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Business one-liners 127
Whistler's Law:  You never know who is right, but you always know who is in charge.
  
Whitehead's Law:  The obvious answer is always overlooked.
  
William's Law:  There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
  
Wood's Axiom:  As soon as a still-to-be-finished computer task becomes a life-or-death situation, the power fails.
  
Woodward's Law:  A theory is better than its explanation.
  
Zall's Laws:  First Law - Anytime you get a mouthful of hot soup, the next thing you do will be wrong.  Second Law - How long a minute is, depends on which side of the bathroom door you're on.
  
Zymurgy's First Law Of Evolving System Dynamics Once you open a can of worms, the only way to recan them is to use a larger can.
  
         
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