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Business one-liners 82

Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.

Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.

Live within your income, even if you have to borrow to do so.

Logic can never decide what is possible or impossible.

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.

Love letters, business contracts, and money due you always arrive three weeks late, whereas junk mail arrives the day it was sent.

Make dust or eat dust.

Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish yourself as an expert.

Many are called, but few are at their desks.

Many quite distinguished people have bodies similar to yours.

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