Jokes
Never Forget Your Passwords Again! Register for Free
 Location: Clean Jokes > Aviation Jokes > A Skydiving lesson

Mailing List
Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL!

Laugh Links
- Funny Jokes
- Funny Cartoons
- Random Jokes
- Fun Pages
- Funny Videos
- Funny Audio
- Fun Downloads
- Funny Links
> Featured Today
- What's new?
- Joke of the Day
- Funny Pic of Day
> Other Options
- Contact us
- Link to us
- Submit a Joke


Aviation Jokes

A Skydiving lesson

All of these pilot and aviation jokes get me to thinking about my first skydiving instructor. During class he would always take the time to answer any of our stupid first-timer questions.

One guy asked, "If our chute doesn't open, and the reserve doesn't open, how long do we have until we hit the ground?"

Our jump master looked at him and in perfect deadpan and answered, "The rest of your life."

E-mail this joke to your friends!
  • Visit the next joke about this topic!
  • Visit the previous joke about this topic!
  • Return to the pilot jokes page

    Search for Jokes by Keyword

    I Want to Match in Search Index:
     

    • Copyright © 2005. Reproduction of this site in part or whole is strictly prohibited. Use subject to terms.
    [ Jokes | Corporate Center | Funny Pictures ]