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Ant jokes 01
Where do ants go for their holidays?
What do you call an ant who skips school?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics!
What do you call a greedy ant?
Why did the elephant put his trunk across the path?
To trip up the ants!
What is even bigger than an elephant?
What do you call an ant in space?
Cosmonants & Astronants!
What do you call an ant from overseas?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
An ant's mouth!
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