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 Answering machine message 101Voice 1:  Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight?
 Voice 2:  Same thing we do every night, Rob...  Try to take over
 
 the world!  (Sing:)
 
 They're David and the Rob,
 
 Yes, David and the Rob,
 
 One is a drummer, the other needs a job.
 
 They're not at home right now, so please don't have a cow,
 
 Leave a message -- for David and the Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob, Rob.
 
 
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