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An ode to old age
There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by, 
And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big fat lie. 
My hair's getting thinner, my body is not; 
The few teeth I have are beginning to rot.
  
I smell of Vick's-Vapo-Rub, not Chanel # 5; 
My new pacemaker's all that keeps me alive. 
When asked of my past, every detail I'll know, 
But what was I doing 10 minutes ago?
  
Well, you get the idea, what more can I say? 
I'm off to read the obituary, like I do every day; 
If my names not there, I'll once again start - 
Perfecting the art of falling apart
  
         
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