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Jokes about Age
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played out
  
OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to bar
  
OLD NUCLEAR POWER PLANTS never die, they just go off-line
  
OLD NUMERICAL ANALYSTS never die, they just get disarrayed
  
OLD OWLS never die, they just don't give a hoot
  
OLD PACIFISTS never die, they just go to peaces
  
OLD PARADOXES never die, they just become enigmas
  
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they get sent to the old focus home
  
OLD PHOTOGRAPHERS never die, they just stop developing
  
OLD PILOTS never die, they just buzz off
  
OLD PILOTS never die, they just go to a higher plane
  
OLD PLANETS never die, they just lose their attraction
  
OLD PLASTIC never dies, they just recycle it
  
OLD PLUMBERS never die, they just go down the drain
  
OLD POLICEMEN never die, they just cop out
  
         
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