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The Dangers of Too Much Lunchmeat

February 01, 2012 • 6 likes
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm g...

You're underappreciated at work when...

January 31, 2012 • 0 likes
You know you're unappreciated at work when...

...The Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area.

...My assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chim...

Emergency Medical Care

January 25, 2012 • 2 likes
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Cal...