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How to Make a Million (or two!)

March 06, 2012 • 1 likes
A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel.

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the ...

Cooking Terminology

February 27, 2012 • 1 likes
TONGUE: A variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.

YOGURT: Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste...

Parental Dictionary

February 21, 2012 • 8 likes
Amnesia:
Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.

Top Bunk:
Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

Two-Minute Warning:
When the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar ...