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Terrifying Lawyer Tales

January 03, 2012 • 8 likes
Some supposedly true courtroom quotations. Let's hope we never wind up with any of these people defending us!

LAWYER: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"

LAWYER: And why did tha...

A Drunken Observation

January 03, 2012 • 17 likes
I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.

As I was unloading my items...

Husband and wife troubles!!

December 30, 2011 • 27 likes
If this story doesn't make you cry from laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you!

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years.

The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting
loudly every ...