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A Conversation in Heaven

March 20, 2013 • 2 likes
SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.

WANDA: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?

SYLVIA: I froze to death.

WANDA: How horrible!

SYLVIA: It wasn't so bad. After Iquit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
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mother's day gift.

May 09, 2012 • 1 likes
a man wanted to give his mother a very special mother's day gift. she loved opera and he found a very special bird for her that could sing her favorite operas in four different languages. He paid $ 6000. for it and had it special delivered to his mom. He ...

Emptying a bathtub

May 03, 2012 • 25 likes
During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the Director how does one determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient ...