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This tells me that I must be drunk

A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot. The bartender is curious and askes him "every time you order a shot, you look in your shirt pocket. Why?" The man replies, "I have a picture of my wife in my pocket and when she starts to look good, I go home."



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Crazy Laws - Utah

It is against the law to fish from horseback.

When a person reaches the age of 50, he/she can then marry their cousin.

It is illegal not to drink milk.

It is illegal to detonate any nuclear weapon. You can have them, but you just can't detonate them.

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

You're not allowed to sell beverages containing more than 3.2% alcohol.

It's legal for restaurants to serve wine with meals, but only if you ask for the wine list.

It is considered an offense to hunt whales.

In Kaysville, UT, you must have identification to enter a convienence store after dark.

In Logan, UT, women may not swear.

In Monroe, UT, daylight must be visible between partners on a dance floor.

In Provo, UT, throwing snowballs will result in a $50 fine.

In Salt Lake City, UT, no one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.

In Trout Creek, UT, pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.



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