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Pentagon and pencils

The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the story is most likely strange, weird, surprising, or funny.

GET OUT YOUR 'PORTABLE HAND-HELD COMMUNICATIONS INSCRIBERS'

WASHINGTON - When is a pencil not a pencil? When it's on a Pentagon shopping list - then it's a ''portable hand-held communications inscriber,'' says a Republican senator.

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