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Insults

A collection of insults!

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.


Watches "Beavis and Butthead" to learn vocabulary.

Watching programs not listed in TV Guide.

We're all missing cards from our decks -- and different cards, too.

Went in for repairs but wasn't tightened with a torque wrench.

Went to the dentist to have his cranial cavity filled.

When he was compiled they forgot to #include [smarts.h]/[iq.h]/[charm.h].

When they handed out brains he got the short end of the stick.

When they said "drain", he thought they said "brain".

Whole lotta choppin', but no chips a flyin'.

Wise as the world is flat.

With one more neuron he'd have a synapse.

Won't eat eggs because he believes the "This is your brain" ads.

Would make an excellent illustration in a proctology textbook.

Wouldn't make any sense if she ever made sense.

Zero K memory

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