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Insults

A collection of insults!

A brief synopsis... When you're at a loss for words but want to tell someone that he or she is stupid, remember some these quips from our collection here at Aha! Jokes.


Never had a headcold in her life since diseases can't exist in a vacuum.

Next-day delivery in a nanosecond world. -- Van Jacobson

Nice house but not much furniture / nobody lives there.

Nine pence in the shilling.

Nine rooms; no furniture.

Nineteen cents short of a paradigm.

No charge in her synapses.

No coins in the old fountain.

No filter in the coffeemaker.

No grain in the silo.

No hands on the rudder/yoke.

No hay in the loft.

No one at the throttle.

No wind in her mind's windmills.

Not all his dogs are barking.

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