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Mommy mommy 08

Mommy, Mommy! There's something in daddy's eye!

Shut up and eat around it.

Mommy, Mommy! Why can't we get a garbage compactor?

Shut up and chew!

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's too tough!

Shut up and keep chewing!

Mommy, Mommy! Why can't I play with the other kids?

Shut up and deal.

Mommy, Mommy! My head hurts!

Shut up and get away from the dart board!

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