Jokes
Your Ad Here
 Location: Clean Jokes > Funny One Liners > Deep Thoughts 02

Mailing List
Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL!

Laugh Links
- Funny Jokes
- Funny Cartoons
- Random Jokes
- Fun Pages
- Funny Videos
- Funny Audio
- Fun Downloads
- Funny Links
> Featured Today
- What's new?
- Joke of the Day
- Funny Pic of Day
> Other Options
- Contact us
- Link to us
- Submit a Joke


Deep Thoughts 02

When you're going up the stairs and you take a step, kick the other leg up high behind you to keep people from following too close.

Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.

If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.

I wonder if angels believe in ghosts.

I wish scientists would come up with an ear of corn that was big and round, because then when you were eating it, it'd be fun to make chew marks in the shape of continents.

I have to laugh when I think of the first cigar, because it was probably just a bunch of rolled-up tobacco leaves.

Instead of studying for finals, what about just going to the Bahamas and catching some rays? Maybe you'll flunk, but you might have flunked anyway; that's my point.

I don't understand people who say life is a mystery, because what is it they want to know?

E-mail this joke to your friends!
  • Visit the next joke about this topic!
  • Visit the previous joke about this topic!
  • Return to the funny one liners division

    Search for Jokes by Keyword

    I Want to Match in Search Index:
     

    • Copyright © 2005. Reproduction of this site in part or whole is strictly prohibited. Use subject to terms.
    [ Jokes | Corporate Center | Funny Pictures ]