Jokes
Your Ad Here
 Location: Clean Jokes > Political Jokes > Writing a new policy

Mailing List
Enter your E-MAIL address BELOW for FREE daily JOKES by E-MAIL!

Laugh Links
- Funny Jokes
- Funny Cartoons
- Random Jokes
- Fun Pages
- Funny Videos
- Funny Audio
- Fun Downloads
- Funny Links
> Featured Today
- What's new?
- Joke of the Day
- Funny Pic of Day
> Other Options
- Contact us
- Link to us
- Submit a Joke


Political Jokes

Writing a new policy that will change America

Bill Clinton has just had a major new policy decision that he thinks is going to "save" America. He decides to talk it over with Senator Dole.

Dole says, "Well Bill, the Republicans aren't to sure about this. Why do you go back to the White House and write a 20,000 word essay on your ideas, aims, etc. If you give it to me by 8 A.M. tomorrow, we'll think about it."

So, Bill goes back and does probably that hardest night's work ever. He really puts his heart and soul into the paper and proudly hands it over to Bob the next morning.

Bill was told to come back the next day when the republicans would pass judgement. The next day, Bill again trudges in and Bob says, "Well Mr President, we were impressed with the paper, but there were a couple of spelling mistakes. Here's the deal. I'm giving you a pair of dice, and if you role 1 to 11, we won't pass it."

"But what if I get a 12?" Bill asks. And Bob replies, "You get to roll again".

E-mail this joke to your friends!
  • Visit the next joke about this topic!
  • Visit the previous joke about this topic!
  • Return to the political jokes page

    Search for Jokes by Keyword

    I Want to Match in Search Index:
     

    • Copyright © 2005. Reproduction of this site in part or whole is strictly prohibited. Use subject to terms.
    [ Jokes | Corporate Center | Funny Pictures ]