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Lightbulb joke collection 54A: One, but it'll probably take three or four tries to get it right because he/she will probably give it to the technician to do. Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done. Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It all depends on the size of the grant. Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two and a professor to take credit. Q: How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1/100. A graduate student needs to change 100 lightbulbs a day. Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen in on the guest list. Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw in the light bulb and four to stand around and say, "Man, if I'd had his studio time, I could have done that." Q: Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb? A: 5, one to change the bulb and 4 to get in free because they know the guy who owns the socket.
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