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More Hilarious Al Gore Quotes and Blunders

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Democrat."

-- Vice President Al Gore


"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

-- Vice President Al Gore


"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."

-- Vice President Al Gore, 5/20/996


"Democrats understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."

-- Vice President Al Gore


"Welcome to President Clinton, Mrs. Clinton, and my fellow astronauts."

-- Vice President Al Gore


"Mars is essentially in the same orbit... Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."

-- Vice President Al Gore


"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."

-- Vice President Al Gore


"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have tremendous impact on history."

-- Vice President Al Gore

(Ed note. Hmmmm, anyone in particular come to mind?)


"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in L.A., my answer has been direct and simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."

-- Al Gore


"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Al Gore may or may not make."

-- Vice President Al Gore

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