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Business one-liners 46The workbench is always untidier than last time. The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. The yoo-hoo you you-hew into the forest is the yoo-hoo you get back. There are no rules around here. We're trying to accomplish something. - Thomas Edison, remarking about his laboratory There are no winners in life...only survivors. There are only two forces that unite men, fear and self-interest...Napoleon There are three ways to get things done: do it yourself, hire someone to do it, or forbid your kids to do it. There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot. There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1 - Don't tell people everything you know. There is nothing so small that it can't be blown out of proportion.
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